Miss USA Should Win An Award For “Best Fake Crying Act”

December 20, 2006
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I am convinced, that Tara Conner aka Miss USA is nothing more than the glammed-up Trump version of Monica Lewinsky – sans a dress with a dollop of man-milk on it. Gossip sites all over the internet honed in on this story and gave us a sugar-coated rendition of what our Nations “role model” for young girls has been up to in the Big Apple. Donald Trump dismissed her behavior as just “behaving badly.” This bad behavior has been reported as (but not limited to):

1. Testing positive for cocaine.

2. Sneaking men into her Trump Place apartment, which is a no-no.

3. Making out with Miss Teen USA in public (another no-no, for those perverts not aware.)

4. Underage drinking.

Read what I really think here.



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8 Responses to “Miss USA Should Win An Award For “Best Fake Crying Act””

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    Joe Citizen Says:

    Poor thing. She just got up there in the big city and got caught up in the sinfulness. The Big Apple could have made a hard drinking coke whore out of nearly any of those airheads in the Miss USA pageant. Thank God that The Donald is there to personally oversee her rehabilitation.

  2. 2
    Katie J Says:

    HAHAHA!

  3. 3
    MCCAIN Says:

    Isn’t there something attractive about a woman who cries? It puts me right into my manfixit mode.

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    MDefl Says:

    I need to know a LOT more about this making out with Miss Teen USA. In order to properly investigate this matter, I will need any video that is in existence, preferrably in 1080i mode but I will accept 480p. Widescreen is a must. I won’t compromise on that.

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    KatieJ Says:

    ~ IF she had actually cried, that would’ve been acceptable. Whining like you have a mouthfull of marbles with dry eye is just annoying. By the way – I LOVE the Pink Spiders clickie thingie! Thanks to whoever did it!

    ~ If I had the video – I so would have posted it. *Shakes fist at the Gods of Gossip*

  6. 6
    Joe Citizen Says:

    You’re welcome, I’m glad you like it.

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    Here She Cums…It’s Miss America » Right Celebrity Says:

    [...] Perhaps that would be a more appropriate theme for the pageant, since the Katie Rees photo scandal. Not to mention the Miss New Jersey kerfuffle and the clamor over Tara Conner’s boozin’ problem, in the USA competition. [...]

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    Deal Says:

    Thank you for the valuable data!!! i wish you good luck