Christ on His Cross! Paris is Praying!

May 20, 2007

Paris Hilton has supposedly seen the error of her ways and has turned to the church to help her through her ordeal. Is she Catholic?

If so, her attendance at a holy sanctuary could create a scandal of a larger proportion of the whole altar boy outrage. These priests could sell her confessions off to the media to take the heat off of their own allegations.

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    Celeb Warship - Taking aim at everyone. Daily Link Dump at Says:

    […] Praying probably won’t help, Paris. [RC] […]