Singer Mariah Carey is blowing a gasket because porn star, Mary Carey is clipping her surname. Mary’s real name is Mary Cook, and she has applied for trademark on the name “Mary Carey.” This doesn’t sit well with Mariah, who says she is fearful people will confuse the two, thus damaging her good name. Some people will remember Mary (Cook) Carey as the porn star that ran against Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 2002 California race for governor. Others will just remember her because they actually watched “Double Air Bags 11″ and “Boobsville Sorority Girls.” Either way, the only thing these two have in common is a fake surname. My politically incorrect version can be found here. Mariah has to make waves, and get herself in the limelight by any means necessary – since her career is all but swimming with the turds in the Pacific. Flusssshhhh!