Aishwarya Rai may not know what she is getting herself into. Her fiancee’s father, Bollywood megastar Amitabh Bachchan reportedly performed Hindu voodoo ceremonies to rid the evil Aishwarya Rai of a curse.
We all knew already that Aishwarya is cursed. She is cursed with great beauty, elegance, and sex appeal. It sounds to me like this dog of a man, Amitabh Bachchan, is a little jealous of her. Bollywood stars will do anything for attention, being from the mysterious Indian subcontinent and all.
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Bollywood superstar Amitabh Bachchan has denied reports that his family performed Hindu religious ceremonies to lift a curse from Bollywood actress Aishwarya Rai who is engaged to marry his son.
“Nothing like this ever took place,” the actor told this week’s edition of the Indian magazine “The Week,” calling the widespread media accounts of the ceremonies “intrusive and insensitive.”
Sure we believe you. The man is just raving nuts.
Indians have a tradition of matching horoscopes to ensure marital compatibility.
Astrologers also said Rai might have to marry a tree before her actual wedding to rid herself of her supposedly unlucky status. This would mean any bad luck would befall the tree, not Abhishek, one of Bollywood’s leading men.
Maybe they are all nuts in India. Aishwarya Rai, why don’t you just move to America and get on with your life.