It’s offical – wonder no more. Lindsay Lohan really is insane. She seems to think now that politicians are going to put their lives on the back burner to defend her good name & help her seek vengeance against tabloids and gossip-mongers. I can barely contain a roar of laughter, yet I have read the semi-coherent e-mail she sent via Blackberry and I am, at this point, not even sure she is literate. To see the e-mail in it’s entirety (if you dare) go here. This is an excerpt:
“Al Gore will help me he came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let’s find out. Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan metroplis, and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK. I’d really like to fix things and refuse to stop on any account for these unintelligent, vulgar people who like to hurt other people. Not just me, but everyone.”
I graciously decided not to punish the masses by posting the entire thing. It took me a while to skim over this half-wit rambling that basically says she will soon unleash her wrath on all that laugh at her and call her names. She is under the impression that she has a reputation to protect. I can almost picture her rubbing her hands together and shouting “Vengeance will be mine!” Of course, that would make her look more like the Fly than Dr. Evil, but doesn’t she already?