Demi Moore – Leeches Keep Me Young

March 29, 2008

On the David Letterman Show, Demi Moore revealed her secret to staying young. The 45-year-old actress uses “leech therapy�? to detoxify and cleanse her blood. Demi is not just using any old leeches; she uses medically trained leeches, and she even traveled all the way to Australia for a recent treatment. The actress describes the process, which sounds a bit creepy:

“You feel [them] bite down on you, and you want to go, ‘You bastard!’ and then you relax and watch it swell up,” she said.
“They have a little enzyme that when they are biting down in you, it gets released in your blood and generally you bleed for quite a bit – and your health is optimized,” she added.

It’s amazing that with all of the technology and advances in the field of health and beauty that she would use leeches to keep her edge.

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2 Responses to “Demi Moore – Leeches Keep Me Young”

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    Daisy Says:

    Now here’s something I won’t be trying. We all know what is keeping Demi young (at least on the outside) and that’s just fine. But please stop denying it!

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    Dakota Smith Says:

    Demi Moore is a frakking moron, and this proves it. Apparently someone needs to tell this brain-dead idiot that using leeches to suck your blood in order to balance your humours went out with the scientific method and modern medicine.

    I mean, this is really OUT. It’s not so last week, it’s not so last year, it’s not so 20th century, this is so 19th century.