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Katie Price, a.k.a. Jordan, to debut her own line of condoms and sex toys. It was only a matter of time - Celebrity Gossip’s

Christina Ricci’s breast tattoo exposed - Celebrity Picture

Casey Affleck looking good in Hollywood post-Oscars - Celebrity Puke

“Being rich doesn’t even matter….I could be happy if I had nothing.” - Paris Hilton. Riiiiight. She should try that for a day - Celebrity Rant

Brad Renfro left off the “in memoriam” Oscars list. Nice, Academy - Celebrity Smack

Kate Moss eating better in hopes to become more fertile. No one knows why - Celebs planet

Nicole Kidman wore 1400 carats of diamonds at the Oscars last night. Dayum - Celebs Now

Are Petra Nemcova and Sean Penn really dating? How’s that for odd couple, and a step up from James Blunt for Petra - CelebWarship

Whoopi Goldberg felt slighted by the Oscars’ montage - celebitchy

Christina Aguilera fired her manager after her People Magazine covered bombed - apparently the two are related somehow - D’ana’s Dirt

Sharon Stone wore the actual paw of a rat. WTF? - Daily Stab

The Kirstie Alley fat jokes just don’t let up - Distortrait