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Britney Spears is on the cover of Blender Magazine, at least I think that’s her…and I think it’s the cover.

Britney Spears

Obviously, the picture above is not Britney on Blender, you have to keep reading after the jump to the actual cover. But trust me, it’s worth it. This “cover” has a very photoshopped Britney holding a sheet up to hide her body. In front of her is a Mickey Mouse hat, from her old TV Mouseketeer days, full of cigarette butts and a crushed Red Bull can. There’s even a caption that says:

TRUTHNESS ALERT. This cover image is a composite photo. Britney did not pose for this picture. That, sadly, is not her body.

Really??? I can’t wait to get my issue in the mail to see if this is the cover. Britney was also spotted shopping at Hustler, looking at x-rated movies and trying on a neon green feather boa. I’m no longer surprised.

Click here to see the cover.