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Maxim magazine has announced their list of the worlds most unsexiest women alive. Coming in at number one, Sex and the City’s Sarah Jessica Parker. I am not surprised. Although I love Sex and the City, I know lots of people who have always wondered how Sarah got on a show about sex. She is fugly!

Coming in at number two is Amy Winehouse for her “translucent skin� and “rat’s nest mane.�

Grey’s Anatomy star Sandra Oh is in the third spot on the list.

To my amazement, Madonna is fourth on the list, which claims the Material Girl is “unsexy� for her “self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration.�

And finally at number five, Britney Spears. Although Britney was once number 36, the magazine says that her two kids, two ex-husbands, a slight weight gain, and losing the ability to perform landed the former pop princess on the unsexiest list. Ouch!