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The ever popular party boy himself, Prince Harry, is the subject of RADAR’s September cover story. It’s an inside account of the life of the 22-year-old prince, and they detail Harry’s partying lifestyle and his military career. See the photos of Prince Harry in his underwear.

Does anyone else see that Prince Harry has a microscopic hard-on in these Radar magazine pictures? Thank goodness they did not ask him to stand up, but should a boy ever pose for photos in his underwear? He should at least put a royal sock in his pants since his princely endowment is not up to the metric measuring system.

What does Prince Harry think of the cover? Click here to find out!!

Prince Harry is a second lieutenant in Britain’s elite Blues and Royals unit. He was so desperate to join his unit in Iraq that he even threatened to quit the military if we were not allowed to serve. Al Qaeda put a $500,000 bounty on his head, but even that didn’t stop him. He then drafted up a will to divvy up his multi million dollar estate. Just days before he was supposed to ship out, the head of the British Army, Sir Richard Dannatt, personally phoned Harry and told him that his deployment was canceled. Dejected, Harry partied the night his regiment flew to Iraq, hitting Syndicate, a club in Bristol known for its Ecstasy fueled parties. Prince Harry was not on the military radar.

Harry has always been dubbed the “wild child” and deservedly so. He’s followed closely by all the British tabloids. It’s gotten to the point that his bodyguards spend most of their time trying to steer away bar patrons they suspect of trying to push Ecstasy on the Prince. He’s been ordered to clean up his act by the royals and his army superiors. They’re tired of his late nights and confrontations with photographers. So what does the lad do? He’s more careful of the nightspots he frequents. Boujis is a dirty basement venue that he no longer can hang. (That was the nightclub where he had a lashing out at a photographer and ended up stumbling into the gutter back in March.)







In an effort to squash Harry’s party boy image, the palace has gone on a major PR initiative to portray both Harry and William as good ol’ boys. Paddy Harverson was hired as Prince Charles’ personal spokesman after he handled publicity for another famous Brit, David Beckham. Harverson arranged the highly publicized interview with Matt Lauer, which was their first major appearance on U.S. television. The interview garnered high ratings and was successful in the eyes of the palace.

The July 1st “Concert For Diana” was part of the PR initiative as well. The worldwide televised event was organized by William and Harry and brought together some of the late princess’ favorite acts paired with contemporary artists of today. Proceeds went to Diana’s charities. Unfortunately, many top acts did not accept the princes’ invite to play at the concert, and opted to play Live Earth the following weekend instead. Bad press erupted when it was found out that Diana’s charities would have to pay retail for tickets to the event. A lavish after party hosted by P Diddy was frowned upon as well. A royal source said that there was fear that “The princes would end up being photographed falling out of the party in the early hours. It is not seen as a fitting memorial.” Harry supposedly stayed away from the booze that day.

Still, royal watchers aren’t too quick to fall for a reformed Harry.

“The royal family does what they want, and the PR man faces the consequences,” says Robert Jobson, the Evening Standard’s Royal Correspondent. “Every time Harry takes two steps forward, his character takes him three steps back.”

It’s unfortunate for Harry that he has been under so much scrutiny. Sure, I understand the royals’ concern over his image and his wild child reputation… He’s freakin’ 22 years old. Just think back to when you were 22 years old…

RADAR hits newsstands August 13th.