No one could see this coming, I’m sure. I mean, the ridiculous one night stands that have become part of almost every episode of the Jersey Shore are nasty enough for the producers to wear protection. At least that’s what one tabloid is reporting.
That protection was not a condom, but a clause in the contract that each crew member had to sign before the recent season went underway — at least according to reports. The Daily Mail claims that there was an actual “STD Clause” in the documents that MVP had to sign before hitting the grimy clubs of the Jersey Shore.
The language apparently prevented them from suing MTV or the producers if they managed to walk away from the season with any extra infections or diseases.
Yuck. That is so disgusting.
But what is more disgusting is that any girl would actually go home with these guys. You know that you are on camera. And you know that they hook up like crazy with every drunk girl they can talk into coming home to the house. Aren’t you embarrassed? Do you think you will ever live it down?
Unless you are a stripper, how do you think you will get a normal job?
I can’t even begin to think what nasty diseases Mike might have. I mean he jokes about “grenades” a lot, but he is the most guilty of bringing home the nasty girls. Half of them look like drag queens, and the other half are so drunk they probably can’t see straight.
According to the Daily Mail, The “VD clause,” as it’s being called, states in part:
“I acknowledge and accept, that the other participants have not been screened for any diseases, sicknesses or other health conditions (and specifically have not been tested for any sexually transmitted diseases) and I assume all risks of interacting with the other participants, including any consensual contact.”
This really seals the deal for me. These guys are just plain nasty.
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