Marilyn Manson, Avril Lavigne Hot New Couple!

June 29, 2012
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I hope you aren’t eating anything. If so, put it down, and finish chewing your last bite. Goth rocker Marilyn Manson is rumored to be hooking up with… Avril Lavigne?! That is just plain wrong.

First of all, I am not a huge Avril fan. She is a WAY better writer than she is a singer/performer. Everybody knows that she has been a ghostwriter for some of the biggest hits ever. So how does she end up with Manson?

I mean, I think the last real relationship Avril had was with that punk-rocker guy she married. Then she ended up with Brody Jenner. Sure that was a jump in class and taste all by itself. Jenner couldn’t be any more preppy and country-club, and that Whibley guy was a little bit on the squared-jawed punk-rocker side.

So I’m not sure what she is going for here. I guess she may have a thing for pale, eye make-up wearing guys with fake breast implants, because that’s what she got with Marilyn.

Luckily the majority of the so-called “facts” from this story are from Star, so it may be a bunch of nonsense, but apparently these two have been friends for a long time.

Here is a snippet from Star:

“Oh my Goth! Avril Lavigne, 27, and Marilyn Manson, 43, platonic friends for years, are suddenly romantic now that they’re both single. “Avril has been in Paris and Marilyn is on a European tour, so whenever he has a break, he files back to Paris to be with her,” says a source. “They’ve been hooking up and then Skyping when they aren’t together. It’s not really serious yet, but they’ve definitely got a little love connection going on.”

So there you have it. I wonder if she will start wearing capes and acting strangely. Who knows.



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