Paris Corresponds With a Fan Using Childish Scrawl

June 20, 2007

Shopping, daddy’s money, drinking, snorting coke, smoking pot, giving ice cream cones and partying are all off limits in jail. What’s a spoiled heiress to do with her time behind bars?!

Paris Hilton cures her incarceration blues by actually acknowledging her slew of fans, who’ve surfaced since her sentencing. Paris’ manager was apparently called to the jail today to pick up mail that numbered in the thousands…as many as 20 crates!

I suppose when sheer and utter boredom sets in, corresponding with the lame people who worship a waste to society becomes appealing. Which is exactly what the waste to society did. Her rep for the Hilton family has confirmed that Paris herself wrote the letter below in response to fan mail. It looks like beyond her signature, Paris has not developed her penmanship past a skill level of fifth grade.

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    Hollyweird Gazette - The Sleazy Celebrity News You Can’t Resist » The Price for Paris Hilton: $1 Million Says:

    […] whipping boy, Eliot Mintz, would not confirm our deny. Paris herself is too busy personally responding to fan mail at the jail to confirm…and she’s most likely used up her one phone call, anyhow. Oh […]