Paris in Jail: The Music Video (Funny)

June 9, 2007
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Here is the hilarious song and lyrics to Paris Hilton in Jail – The Music Video. Already it has 1.5 million views on YouTube after just two days.


Paris in Prison Video (Funny)

Here are the lyrics to “Paris in Jail” and I mean all the words to the song. It is hilarious! Much more of Paris Hilton are in the archives where you probably won’t find any music videos.

I don’t mind being confined to L.A. state prison
cause I would drive with DUIs
I caused some collisions
They tell me now that my appeal has been denied
and that the sentence is now bona-fide
How about a chill that won’t insult my civic pride
like somewhere on the upper west side
with a water slide
oh no

Even though they say I’m shady
I’m really so refined
I need a cleaning lady
I can’t do time
Robert Blake and OJ Simpson
they both get off scot-free
I drive without a license
They throw the book right at me
It sucks to the highest degree
aah aah

I went ape on a sex tape
Guys are gaga
I must make my jail escape
I miss my Chihuahua

My friend Nicole drove down that freeway the wrong way
She’ll probably get parole and float away
because she weighs, zero.

Even though i caught the glamor
even thought my clothes are fab
they throw me in the slammer
Britney gets rehab
They put me in the big house
sounds like a movie pitch
Paris goes up the river –
ends up as somebody’s bitch
They can’t do this to me, I’m rich.
aah aah

And now i am digging a ditch
aah aah

My roommate’s a woman named Mitch.

Original transcription — please credit Right Celebrity.

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One Response to “Paris in Jail: The Music Video (Funny)”

  1. 1
    Noelle Says:

    Some of these lyrics are wrong. Here’s the right version.

    I don’t mind being confined to any state prison
    ‘Cause I would drive with DUIs
    I caused some collisions
    They tell me now that my appeal has been denied
    And that the sentence is now bonafide
    How ’bout a jail that won’t insult my severe pride
    Like somewhere on the upper west side
    With a water slide
    Oh no

    Even though they say I’m shady
    I’m really so refined
    I need a cleaning lady
    I can’t do time
    Robert Blake and OJ Simpson
    They both get off scot free
    I drive without a license
    They throw the book right at me
    It sucks to the highest degree
    Ahh Ahh

    I went ape on a sex tape
    The guys all went gaga
    Now I must make my jail escape
    I miss my chihuahua
    My friend Nicole drove down that freeway the wrong way
    She’ll probably get parole and float away
    Because she weighs, zero

    Even though I’ve got the glamour
    Even though my clothes are fab
    They throw me in the slammer
    Britney gets rehab
    They put me in the big house
    Sounds like a movie pitch
    Heiress goes up the river
    Ends up as somebody’s bitch
    They can’t do this to me, I’m rich
    Ahh Ahh

    And now I am digging a ditch
    Ahh Ahh

    My roommate’s a woman named Mitch!