Donald Duck Allegedly Gropes Woman: Fashion Fail!

January 4, 2011

For this week’s edition of Right Celebrity’s Fashion Fail, we’ll put Donald Duck squarely between our crosshairs as we anticipate the pending litigation surrounding an alleged groping at Disney.

Donald Duck

When you think of Disney World, you think of the high reaching spires of Cinderella’s Castle, the ridiculously outdated characters on the ‘It’s a Small World’ ride, or maybe even the giant silver golf ball at the center of Epcot—but never do you think of having your breast grabbed by a giant duck.

Sadly, the latter may be what April Magolon may have firmly planted in her memory after she claims to have been inappropriately touched by Donald Duck.

Read our original coverage of the story.

In light of that claim, and a Pennsylvania judge’s ruling that she will get her day in court, I’ve decided to do a little duck fashion roast.

First off, why is he dressed like a sailor? Aren’t ducks commonly found paddling around bodies of fresh water? And what’s with wearing no pants? How does he expect to defend himself in a fondling case without wearing any trousers? Finally, I’m betting any judge will grow tired of listening to him testify with such a strong speech impediment.

For all of those reasons, this week’s Fashion Fail honor is bestowed upon Donald Duck.

We’ll be staying tuned to see how this little gem of litigation turns out. Until then, don’t forget to check back next week for another edition of Right Celebrity’s Fashion Fail. Your thoughts?


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5 Responses to “Donald Duck Allegedly Gropes Woman: Fashion Fail!”

  1. 1
    Sandy Says:

    He definitely fits the ‘bill’ for Fashion Fail!

  2. 2
    Jeanette Says:

    You bring up a valid point, Joan. Where the hell are his pants?

  3. 3
    Rachelle Says:

    Awesome Fashion Fall!

  4. 4
    Miriam Says:

    Oh how embarrassing, fail, fail

  5. 5
    Therese Gelhar Says:

    If it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, it most likely is a duck