Paris Hilton just couldn’t restrain from crying as the authorities hauled her away to her hearing in handcuffs! This mornings hearing has been a media circus, since the press got wind of a motion filed by the Los Angeles City Attorney to have her sent back!
And ironically, as I write this, it has been officially announced!!!! PARIS HILTON HAS BEEN ORDERED BACK TO JAIL!!! Apparently, she had to be practically dragged out of the courtroom by a female deputy, screaming, “Mom! Mom! Mom!”
She will get credit for the 5 days she has already served!
Ha! Ha bitch! The first time in your life you’ve ever had to take responsibility for your idiocy! Hope you didn’t celebrate too hard yesterday! Daddy’s money can’t buy everything, can it!
And by the way Paris sweetie, going to court in your sweat pants and sweatshirt isn’t the best way to stay in the judge’s good graces. Are you trying to play the courthouse invalid as Michael Jackson did?
I really hope she has to redo the entire booking process, including the body cavity search.
[tags]Paris Hilton, Jail[/tags]