She’s not black, she won’t be giving advice, but Dina Lohan had made one of her Oprah dreams come true…she’s has signed on with E! to do a reality series!
The show, Mom-ager will give you a chance to actually watch Dina drive Lindsay’s younger siblings, 13-year-old Ali and 11-year-old Cody into the same dark pit of despair that has swallowed their older sister whole.
While her rehab-bound daughter sweats out the coke cravings and chants the serenity prayer, the show will follow Dina as she aspires to manage Cody and Ali to stardom…or should we say a life lived in a coke-filled haze, bouncing back and forth from the 12 Steps to falling down 12 steps in a drunken stupor?
Dina Lohan’s penchant for the almighty dollar makes her management skills superior, but in the mothering department her resume looks lackluster.
Perhaps she should have taken a cue from the Black Oprah and decided against children.
[tags]Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, reality show, Cody Lohan, Ali Lohan, E!, Mom-ager[/tags]
June 5th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
Dina Lohan needs a kick in the face and the pants.