Oprah (The White One) Gets Her Own Show!

June 5, 2007

She’s not black, she won’t be giving advice, but Dina Lohan had made one of her Oprah dreams come true…she’s has signed on with E! to do a reality series!

The show, Mom-ager will give you a chance to actually watch Dina drive Lindsay’s younger siblings, 13-year-old Ali and 11-year-old Cody into the same dark pit of despair that has swallowed their older sister whole.

While her rehab-bound daughter sweats out the coke cravings and chants the serenity prayer, the show will follow Dina as she aspires to manage Cody and Ali to stardom…or should we say a life lived in a coke-filled haze, bouncing back and forth from the 12 Steps to falling down 12 steps in a drunken stupor?

Dina Lohan’s penchant for the almighty dollar makes her management skills superior, but in the mothering department her resume looks lackluster.

Perhaps she should have taken a cue from the Black Oprah and decided against children.

[tags]Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, reality show, Cody Lohan, Ali Lohan, E!, Mom-ager[/tags]

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    Dina Lohan needs a kick in the face and the pants.

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