This Is Katee Holmes

May 27, 2007

Okay, so there’s a teenage girl who wants to change her name to Katee Holmes as a tribute to Mrs. Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes. This 18-year-old reportedly wants to become a porn star but is a virgin…gasp!..and would like to have her first sexual experience caught on a sex tape video. She’s never had a boyfriend and wants some major lesbian action. Gee, sounds like something every parent would want to have their kid aspire to be…a “porn star”. Sheesh.

Just let us know as soon as you see the nude photos and sex tape anywhere!

TomKat is reportedly furious that the virgin porn star wannabe wants to change her moniker likened to that of Katie Holmes and calls it a “cheap shot”. Whatever. Life goes on.


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