Dennis Figueroa: Snooki’s Miami Hook-Up (Video)

September 15, 2010

Dennis Figueroa is Snooki’s Miami hook-up. You may remember him as the guy she brought home to ‘smush’ in the most recent episode, but now there’s some extra drama to go along with it.

After kicking Emilio to the curb, she was out Snookin’ for love in Miami. She finally got a nibble, and eventually managed to reel him in.

The spray-tanned diva didn’t waste any time, and asked him to come home with them from the club. A few nights later they actually ‘smushed.’

All of this came as a shock to the girl who claimed to be Dennis Figueroa’s girlfriend at the time, Lachia Damis. Yep, she says they were actually still together when the episode was shot.

RadarOnline caught up with her recently. Here’s what she had to say about it:

“My heart dropped and I was devastated… He tried to deny it to me at first, telling me that he was drunk and didn’t know she was famous, but that is bullsh*t… He told me Snooki got jealous because he was talking to Angelina and that’s why she went after him, but I don’t believe that now.”

As if the Angelina reason would make it okay?

Anyway, Dennis apparently took to Facebook to try to explain his actions, writing:

“I’m sorry I was drunk and I was hungry as hell u know that I’m always hungry.”

I’m wondering if there was a mix-up. That message sounds more like one you would write if you snuck the last piece of pie from the fridge.

Either way, it looks like things are over between Dennis and Lachia, and now Dennis is pissed. Lachia says he got an angry text after they broke up where Dennis says he didn’t even remember the night. It sounds like he tried to pull a Ronnie:

“That f*cking Snooki girl f*cked up what we had up…I don’t remember Snooki I don’t remember that night I’m sorry…Don’t let this f*ck everything up I love you.”

Sorry fellas, but trying to claim convenient amnesia just doesn’t cut it anymore. Feel free to leave comments about Dennis Figueroa, Snooki’s Miami hook-up, and the girl who claims to be his ex-girlfriend (Lachia Damis) below. I’ve included some related photos and video as well.

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7 Responses to “Dennis Figueroa: Snooki’s Miami Hook-Up (Video)”

  1. 1
    Joan Says:

    If that is true, he is a creep for sure, though eh?

  2. 2
    Sandy Says:

    Oh Snooki…you so scandalous girl!

  3. 3
    Rachelle Says:

    Can you can scumbag!

  4. 4
    Miriam Says:

    Maybe they are soulmates

  5. 5
    Jen Says:

    She asked him if he had a girlfrined, ON CAMERA, and he said no. The also “Smooshed” twice so beer goggles is not an excuse.

  6. 6
    Julie Says:

    IT is true – I am friends with Lachia. I feel bad for her, it was a horrible thing for her. But I guess you cant really blame Snooki, she didnt kno whe had a girlfriend. This is all Denny’s mess

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    Brittany Says:

    they didn’t smoosh twice jen. they smooshed once. when they saw each other the second time they smooshed and he left her. snooki saw him again at a club and she didn’t say anything to him and he lied to angelina saying that he called her. he just hit it and quit it.