Bizarre Celebrity Baby Names

September 7, 2010

Have you ever wondered why some celebrities give their babies such outrageous names? We have, and it prompted us to create a list of our favorite bizarre celebrity baby Names. Get them below.

Gwyneth Paltrow and Baby

Yeah, it may be cute as a baby – “oh, look at little Apple she acts just like her daddy”…”That’s because the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree”. *hahaha* – but I wonder if celebs realize that their children are going to have to go through the rest of their lives with these bizarre names, and more importantly that I’m going to have to make fun of them!

Babble has a great list of unusual celebrity baby names. So after you check ours out be sure to check theirs out too! Click here.

10. Sage Moonblood – Son of Sylvester Stallone.
He would be number one if it weren’t for the fact that Moonblood is the kid’s middle name. Thank the lord!

9. Destry – Daughter of Steven Spielberg.
It’s not a name. It’s not even a word. What is it?

8. Memphis Eve – Offspring of Bono.
This inspires me to name my first-born Tampa Yesterday. Okay, maybe it needs some work. It just doesn’t have quite the same ring to it, does it?

7. Ocean – Son of Forest Whitaker.
His name is Forest, which pretty much explains it. Maybe his next kid will be named Mountain or Dessert.

6. Prince Michael II/Blanket – Son of Michael Jackson.
Did Jackson just look around the room and begin calling his son the first thing he saw? It kind of reminds me of Steve Carell’s character, Brick, in Anchor Man – all the guys are talking about love and Brick looks around the room and randomly picks out things to love. “I love carpet… i love desk… (whispers)i love lamp.”

For even more “unique” celebrity baby names click here.

5. Blue Angel – Offspring of The Edge from U2.
Bono probably tried to out do his band mate when he named his kid, because if we’ve learned anything from South Park, Bono hates being number 2!

4. Moon Unit, Diva Thin Muffin & Dweezle – Offspring of Frank Zappa.
I mean, they are Frank’s kids. What did you expect?

3. Apple – Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin.
Apple Martini! JD’s favorite drink…

2. Jermajesty – Offspring of Jermaine Jackson.
This is another case of a name that should be number one, but we don’t want to give Jermaine the pleasure of being number one in anything. He seems more like a #2 to us.

1. Moxie Crimefighter – Fathered by Penn Jillette.
This has to be by far the coolest name ever. No one will ever mess with this kid, and that’s why he is #1.

Make your own list of strange celebrity baby names in the comment section.

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Gwyneth Paltrow and Baby


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4 Responses to “Bizarre Celebrity Baby Names”

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    Jen Says:

    I think this is a great list, not the common bizarre celebrity baby names you usually hear. My favorite is – Moon Unit, Diva Thin Muffin & Dweezle – Offspring of Frank Zappa. I will always remember my dad telling me that our names are not weird, he could have gone the Frank Zappa route. Now I love my name.

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    Joan Says:

    I’ve always liked the name Mookie, even though it is more common than some of these.

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    Miriam Says:

    Let’s not leave outside actress Shannyn Sossamon’s son Audio Science Clayton

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    Jeanette Says:

    Believe it or not, two of my friends’ names make the list – Destry and Apple. Weird….