Eddie Murphy has dumped former Spice Girl, Melanie Brown, a.k.a. “Scary Spice” and demanded that she get a paternity test done to prove he is the father of her child, when it’s born. Brown told Murphy just a month ago that she is pregnant, and he wasted no time beating feet out of the relationship. Murphy has already began dating again. The new fling is none other than Tracey Edmonds (ex-wife of music mogul Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds).
When a reporter asked Murphy about the pregnancy he had this to say:
“You’re being presumptuous, because we’re not together anymore. And I don’t know whose child that is, until it comes out and has a blood test. You shouldn’t jump to conclusions, sir.?
If I were Melanie Brown I would have kicked Eddie Murphy’s butt with his own leg. He ought to get down on is hands and knees and thank God any sighted woman would have him. He’s no prize, and a little too old to play this “Who ‘yo baby daddy?” game. To see what I really think about this - go here.
“I probably did take my freedom a little too far.”
Britney Spears
A sort of apology from Britney Spears appears on her website today, where I note with some interest you can join her club!
It’s been so long since I’ve been out on the twon with friends. It’s also been 2 years since I’ve even celebrated my birthday. Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my new found freedom a little too far. Anyway, thank God for Victoria’s Secrets’ new underwear line! I look forward to a new year, new music and a new me.
I still think it is all on purpose, but at least she is having a sense of humor about it all.
NSFW Below the Fold….
It’s offical - wonder no more. Lindsay Lohan really is insane. She seems to think now that politicians are going to put their lives on the back burner to defend her good name & help her seek vengeance against tabloids and gossip-mongers. I can barely contain a roar of laughter, yet I have read the semi-coherent e-mail she sent via Blackberry and I am, at this point, not even sure she is literate. To see the e-mail in it’s entirety (if you dare) go here. This is an excerpt:
“Al Gore will help me he came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let’s find out. Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan metroplis, and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK. I’d really like to fix things and refuse to stop on any account for these unintelligent, vulgar people who like to hurt other people. Not just me, but everyone.”
I graciously decided not to punish the masses by posting the entire thing. It took me a while to skim over this half-wit rambling that basically says she will soon unleash her wrath on all that laugh at her and call her names. She is under the impression that she has a reputation to protect. I can almost picture her rubbing her hands together and shouting “Vengeance will be mine!” Of course, that would make her look more like the Fly than Dr. Evil, but doesn’t she already?
